Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Mysterious Stranger

Rowan? Were you expecting a visitor? I hear knocking.
No. Maybe Hunter stopped by? The kids are still getting over him leaving, so if he's here I'd better send him packing.
*Floats over to door*


Uhh... Rowan you'd better come see this.
Is it him?
No, but I think you should definitely invest some time over here!


Whoa! Are you Abram?
Abram Taylor: Ya! My little Kai is a big girl already? Time flies.
You have to leave before Mom sees you!
Abram: What? Why? I wanted to say hi cuz I haven't been over here in forever.
Ya, ya. Nice talking to ya! Ba-bye now! *Pushes towards car and runs away*
Abram: Strange little cookie.
The girl is too smart for her own good. She must be destroyed.


I don't see why I have to come out here! I-Oh. Hi! It's Abram, right? How've you been?
Abram: Great! I just saw Kai a minute ago. She seemed kinda freaked out.
Probably because she hasn't seen you in a while.
Abram: Probably. So how are things here? When I graduated high school, she and Ben were little nuggets and you were still pregnant. Where are the babies?
Hmm? Oh, gone. But we don't have to talk about them...
That doesn't sound ominous at all...


Let's talk about us.
Abram: Us!?
I warned him. Why didn't he listen?
I suggest leaving now, Kai. Before you see any more.
???


Like that...

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Rowan! Wake up! You can't drown again! *Drags out of hot tub*


Are you ok!?
Ya... Did I hear you say not to drown AGAIN? Like I have BEFORE?
Loooong story. Whole 'nother lifetime. (For you anyways... Heheh...)
Right. *Suspicious*


Hey everybody look! Somebody's eating the birthday cakes! About time. They all go bad, and then I have to pester Rowan until she throws them away. Sometimes she eats them AFTER they've gone bad! And it isn't my fault when she gets sick, because I warned her.
You aren't at all concerned that I'm eating cake at midnight?
Nope! I'm just so happy I won't have to clean it up!
I have homework I haven't done yet.
Well you can do that before class anyways. Trust me, it works out. Unless it doesn't work out and then you have to worry...
You are a horrible role model.
And you recognise that! So I must be doing something right!
Or Mom's doing something right.
Psssh, like that could happen.


Abram: I'm still here!
And in your undies I see. Were you and Rowan having fun last night?
Abram: What is that awful sound? It never ends!
That is the sound of a toddler in misery. You were a babysitter once. Fix it!
Abram: Uuugh! Rowan! I think your cat is dying in here!
We don't have a cat. It is the children. What is wrong with you?
Abram: That's it! I'm outta here!
Come back sooon!


*Gasp!* Rowan! Are you dead? You look dead. *Sniff, sniff* Ew, that's not blood. I'll be back when you're doing something more interesting. Good-bye!


Eeep! Why are you not in school!? Wake uuuuup!


It's cuz you let me stay up too late eating cake! I STILL haven't done my homework yet!
But school's almost over!
I was sleeping!
*Headdesk* You disappoint me.
You barely know me!
I've watched you since the day you were born.
*Shifts uncomfortably* Stalker! *Runs back into school*


Omg... It's like the music video for Titanium!
...Cut me dooown... But it's you who'll have further to fall...


Ghost tooown, and haunted love


Am I that bad of a singer?


Raise your voice, sticks and stones may break my bones...
You aren't even following the video anymore! Come on!
But you look all dramatic!
*Is too tired to argue*
(That's pretty tired.)


*Gets louder* I'm bulletproof! Nothing to lose!
SHUT UP!
O.O Uh... Okay... S-sorry...


No, no! Don't use your psychic powers on meee!!!
Grrr...


Lol! Look at the strange people who came into the shop as Lumin was leaving! The hair is very...ummm... Artsy? On the woman.

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*Sniffle*
Aw! Quinny! Are you crying?
Go 'waay!
Rowan! Your daughter's all sad. Where's Prescott when she needs him?
Coooomiiiiing...


Me and Scotty have been bonding. Isn't that right, Scotty?
Ya!
But you left your daughter all alone to deal with her abandonment issues...
She's fiiine...
Winny's sad? Gimme down, Mama! Me give Winny a hug an' make it awl betta!
D'aaaaw!


Erm... Ben? That's your mom's bed. You have your own bed, you know...
This one's more comfy.
Can't argue with that...


Face malfunctions? Maybe you're better off in your own bed...


Ya that looks uncomfortable...


Hey lookie! You're doing your homework all be your onesies!
Ya, cuz I'll get detention if I don't :(
It's so nice that you're trying to get good grades! :)
Whatevs.


He stole my bed!
*Jaws music* Du dun... du dun... du dun, du dun,
I will get him for this. Muahaaha!
DA DA DAAA!


O.O Do my eyes deceive me? A child of Rowan, doing chores on their own? Preposterous!
It's disgusting! What do you expect me to do!?
Ignore it. Like everybody else.


He's back! And omg what happened to you!?
I was fixing the hot tub and it electrocuted me.
Can I try!?
Abram: Hehe >.> She's in her bra!
Grrrr.


Hello, brother. Fancy meeting you here.
You think you're SO superior!


Well... Yes... I think we should be allies. Against our mother and the Host-Lady. They are planning to ruin our lives!


The mother is obviously insane, since she talks to the air and hears voices.
(You hear voices too! ME!!!)


 I know, right!? And have you noticed that she has five kids and she isn't even married!? Disgraceful!
(Seriously? What is everyone's PROBLEM with that in this game!?)


Personally, I think that we should destroy her and that first-born son of her's. They are clearly in cahoots!
It's just Lumin, Bennett. There's nothing wrong with him. Just the mother and the Host-Lady. We shall kill them!
(Whoa. O.O Evil is a hidden trait that thrives in this household. Good luck killing me though!!!)


This is a brilliant plan! We are so much smarter than them! *Guffaws*
*Joins in laughter*
(Weirdos. -.- )


You're ok, sister.


I know. I am pretty amazing. X3


When the sims are burnt the blurr doesn't kick in in the shower? Weird!
Who said that!? O///O I am in the SHOWER! Out with you!


This is not a random picture of the side of the house. Rowan officially has a stalker. Look clooooselyyyy...


...? Whaaaat?


I'm not even going to say anything about... This...


Whew! Ok it's all good now. :)


2nd old lady: Oh no she didn't! She is not wearing the same shirt as me!


On the bright side, you can't tell anymore cuz you kinda look like the same person... Mayyybeeee....


Dude, what's with your obsession with your hand? And what's with the messed up old lady...ladies...?


Red haired sim in background: Geez! I can't even stand these people! Getting all tangled up with one another and just being strange! What is wrong with them!?


Sooo, Hunter. How goes things?
Hunter: G-
That's good to know. Anywho, I thought I should be letting you know that I've moved on and I think you should too. I'm breaking up with you. Don't me mad!


I said don't be mad!


*Sigh* Why do they always leave? This is a party! He could have stayed.
You just broke up with him! You couldn't have saved that until the end of the party?
No, it's better just to get it over with.
Whatever... That's one less person to watch your son age up.
Lumin doesn't even really know the guy so it's ok with me.
Poor Lumin has no one!


Except, apparently, his crush who showed up to the party. :) They seem to be having a good time. They're actually talking to one another!
Girl: And then she told me that Peeta was waaay better than Harry Potter! How can you even try to compare those two people? They aren't even from the same series!
*smiles and nods*
You don't know what she's saying, do you?
*shakes head*


What should I wish for? Hmmm...


Maybe I'll wish to be famous and have aaaall the people in the world watch me on tv!
Ya good luck with that XD


This is so exciting!
Nevermind that Kai is the only one celebrating with you cuz everyone left when I lit the candles...


Oh, hey! At least Rowan and the bartender love you. *Eyes bartender* Who is that anyways!?

How do I look?
Cute!
Like a doofus.
Thanks, Kai.


*James Bond look*


They make the same face when they're upset. It's adorable!


Homeless guy! You look awefully familiar... Hmmm...

Hey! Stay away from there! He is a friendly gnome that protects the hot tub! Leave him alooooone!


*Gasp* You're horrible! ROWAN! There's a mean homeless person in your yard! Make him go away! ... ... ... Rowan?


*Sniffle* Poor gnome!


Who ARE you!?